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OK guys, here's the deal! Its been a while since me and Black M5 ruffed each other up.... the last time was the fiasco with the Gembala and stuff..... which is still an unclosed chapter.....
So here we were last night, leaving the Bahrain International Circuit at around 1am in the morning..... after a hectic day at the drag strip... and a fantastic night of action..... i thought the day was finally over for me.....
boy was i wrong.... and how did i know i was wrong? When i heard the screaming and whining noise of a supercharged V8 engine, coupled with the unmistakeable roar of the Magnums!!!
So here we are, leaving the circuit and entering the highway leading back in to the city! Open road, quiet breeze, no traffic, total silence of the desert abyss!!!! Peaceful, innocent and totally undisturbed nature!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wonderf................... OH NOOOOOO CRAPPPP!!!!!!!!
The black beast is in town, and as long as this machine is here, there is no silence, there is no peace, and there is definitely no MERCY!!!!!
So he pulls up next to me with a huge, and i mean HUGE smile on his face as if to say......................... LIVE PREY!!!! ( In the form of a blue M5 ).. Oh ****sss!
So here i go, as usual... with the total ease of intmidation, press DSC off, SPORT ON and ready to make a run for it!!!! I thrust the shift stick in to 2nd gear and gun the hell out of the accelerator, the BF goodrich drag radials did their job, a rabbit jump and then shift into 3rd with total domination!!!!
I look back in to my side view mirror and see the black M5 5 car lengths behind me! Yeah baby, nice job Ahmed, screaming to the top of my lungs like a cowboy on a rodeo show!!! ................ Until.............
I zoomed in on Abdulla's face in the car smiling.... that smile, that dodgy smile could have meant only ONE thing...... yeah , i knew that smile very well! A smile of sarcasim, of a joker, of a man who feels sorry for those less fortunate!!!!! yeah, that was the smile alright!!!!!
Then it suddenly hit me...... that SOB gave me a handicap!!!!!! How gullible could i have been??? By now my rev limit was kicking in at the top of 3rd!!!! And then.............
I dont know how to say this, i really dont.... i can only compare it to what a see on TV... you know when the USS Enterprise goes into Warp drive and takes off? Just like that, first the scream, then the whine ( like a horror movie ) then the unbearable sight of a monster on the attack, at the first blink of my eye, the front of the M5 was lifting up, with the Xenons facing upwards in my eye ( blinding me ).... and by the next blink of the eye, he was 4 car lengths in front of me!!!!
It was an unbelievable sight, i just dont know how to express myself, at how privilaged i am to see this LIVE!!!!! I now know how important an onboard camera really is, i am definitly getting myself one!!!!
What pisses me off even more is that abdulla hasnt yet really gotten the hang of the rear view camera recording feature yet!!!! arghhhhhhh!!!! :grrrrr:
Guys...... i dont know what Bill did to this car, but it shouldnt be on our roads!!!!! I'm calling the cops!!! grrrrrrr
So here we were last night, leaving the Bahrain International Circuit at around 1am in the morning..... after a hectic day at the drag strip... and a fantastic night of action..... i thought the day was finally over for me.....
boy was i wrong.... and how did i know i was wrong? When i heard the screaming and whining noise of a supercharged V8 engine, coupled with the unmistakeable roar of the Magnums!!!
So here we are, leaving the circuit and entering the highway leading back in to the city! Open road, quiet breeze, no traffic, total silence of the desert abyss!!!! Peaceful, innocent and totally undisturbed nature!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wonderf................... OH NOOOOOO CRAPPPP!!!!!!!!
The black beast is in town, and as long as this machine is here, there is no silence, there is no peace, and there is definitely no MERCY!!!!!
So he pulls up next to me with a huge, and i mean HUGE smile on his face as if to say......................... LIVE PREY!!!! ( In the form of a blue M5 ).. Oh ****sss!
So here i go, as usual... with the total ease of intmidation, press DSC off, SPORT ON and ready to make a run for it!!!! I thrust the shift stick in to 2nd gear and gun the hell out of the accelerator, the BF goodrich drag radials did their job, a rabbit jump and then shift into 3rd with total domination!!!!
I look back in to my side view mirror and see the black M5 5 car lengths behind me! Yeah baby, nice job Ahmed, screaming to the top of my lungs like a cowboy on a rodeo show!!! ................ Until.............
I zoomed in on Abdulla's face in the car smiling.... that smile, that dodgy smile could have meant only ONE thing...... yeah , i knew that smile very well! A smile of sarcasim, of a joker, of a man who feels sorry for those less fortunate!!!!! yeah, that was the smile alright!!!!!
Then it suddenly hit me...... that SOB gave me a handicap!!!!!! How gullible could i have been??? By now my rev limit was kicking in at the top of 3rd!!!! And then.............
I dont know how to say this, i really dont.... i can only compare it to what a see on TV... you know when the USS Enterprise goes into Warp drive and takes off? Just like that, first the scream, then the whine ( like a horror movie ) then the unbearable sight of a monster on the attack, at the first blink of my eye, the front of the M5 was lifting up, with the Xenons facing upwards in my eye ( blinding me ).... and by the next blink of the eye, he was 4 car lengths in front of me!!!!
It was an unbelievable sight, i just dont know how to express myself, at how privilaged i am to see this LIVE!!!!! I now know how important an onboard camera really is, i am definitly getting myself one!!!!
What pisses me off even more is that abdulla hasnt yet really gotten the hang of the rear view camera recording feature yet!!!! arghhhhhhh!!!! :grrrrr:
Guys...... i dont know what Bill did to this car, but it shouldnt be on our roads!!!!! I'm calling the cops!!! grrrrrrr