A buddy of mine had a "Warning Sticker" stuck on the dash of his car near the passenger seat... it read something like:
WARNING: This is a competition vehicle equipped with a high-output engine! Safety harnesses must be warn at all times! Due to high acceleration and excessive cornering forces, female passengers are encouraged to sit as close to the driver as possible.
WARNING: This is a competition vehicle equipped with a high-output engine! Safety harnesses must be warn at all times! Due to high acceleration and excessive cornering forces, female passengers are encouraged to sit as close to the driver as possible.
