Our M5, Who art from Munich, Beast be thy name.
ECU upgrades done, ¼ miles won, On "B" roads as it is on motorways.
Give us this day our daily Optimax, and forgive us our road rage, as we forgive those who get in our way.
Lead us not into the central reservation, but deliver us safely with DSC.
For thine is the V8, the ultimate driving machine.
With wood and Leather
A ///M en