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Poppycock. Do straight pipes drone?

I keep meaning to ask someone about two things: The special DSC mode and uhhhh where's my spare tire? ouich

 

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Peanut oil....we've gone over this

PEANUT? I thought my owners manual says "synthetic only" which is why I've been using Olestra, except it gives both me and my engine the RUNS! :haha:

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Calling all Gurus:

What exhaust is this M5 running?

Guessing: Volksflow?

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Where the hell is the battery???! I already tried the search button!!

Wait, wait, don't tell me... I'm getting better at this game. Is it where they put the spare tire? :1:

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True, but maybe you guys and gals who enjoy this kind of thing so much could put better titles in your thread so that others won't waste time.

Un, Really? :1zhelp:

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How about a slight customization of the front splitter?

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^^^^ needs clears, ltw's , and a drop..

(you e36 people should get it)

Clears, yes. Can do! ltw's, hmm not sure where I'd mount leaf springs. Coil-overs may work though hiha And a drop? Are you suggesting we give this "beast" a lower ride than its already got LOL you gonna grind his hooves?

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Yeah, I retract my statement that "the majority" disapproved. I re-read the responses and you are correct that it seems that the majority were joining in on the fun. Thanks for your response.

I definitely enjoyed both the original post and all of the humor to follow! And to those who don't like the humor and feel they have to grouse about it, I say "Really? Seriously?" hiha Get over yourselves. If you don't like the thread, don't read it, don't post to it, and move on. But certainly don't tell me what I should and shouldn't say in a thread, as long as I'm not being immoral, unethical, or crossing social taboos such as racism: and clearly the moderators have the right to decide once and for all what is "acceptable."

It occurs to me that perhaps some donkeys might feel that some of us donkeys were being disrespectful of other donkeys, however I think if you ask many of the other donkeys you might find that some of us donkeys actually find the the badge and the paint job quite amusing. Or maybe I'm just thinking like a donkey's donkey, metaphorically speaking, of course.

Have a good one, silverbeast!

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