I don't know what you pansies are doing to last one week, I am lucky if I can get away with two tanks a week.What I don't understand is.. My commute is 2-3 miles each way.
AND I STILL fill up every week.
in my best most-interesting-man-in-the-world-voice:
"I don't usually go anywhere.. but when I do, i prefer guzzling petrol at 8250 RPM"