dead battery

Good people of M5 board, I'm the proud owner of an '01 beast (135k mi) that I keep in an attended/valet parking garage near my apartment (can't stand other people parking the car, but the joys of NYC living). I bought a new battery about 18 months ago, and a few weeks ago the jokers in the...

Mods: If this thread is too OT, move it, and I'm sorry. <u1:p></u1:p> <u1:p></u1:p>I thought some of you would be entertained by this story. Most beast owners are older than me and have real lives, so I would like to tell the tale of an E39 M5 driver who doesn't have wife or kids, a mortgage...

I have a 2000 M5 with a broken trunk that doesn't open manually, using the key. my battery died and my dad took the battery out to charge it. now i realize that i am 100% locked out. i don't want to do any damage to it. i tried the emergency unlock procedure and no good. if i can open the hood...