I'll update with some photos later today or tomorrow but just thought I'd put out the details for now, early bird catches the worm and all that....
I've just found and in the process of picking up a Range Rover Sport for my father so he's asked me to sell his current car:
BMW 530i M Sport AUTO. 2001 - X-reg
It's in absolutely mint condition, a whole lever arch file of invoices and receipts. Black metallic, black alcantara sports seats, v.dark oem privacy rear windows, TV, Sat nav, brushed aluminium trim, 17" double m-spoke alloys, new tyres all round, 84k miles, full BMW service history with Halliwell Jones, Chester, fitted with Nokia b/tooth carkit [bracket for Nokia 8800 installed but can be removed without leaving any holes], auto wipers, tracker installed.