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20th October 2006, 02:50
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OT: To My Darling Husband
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into our driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent and I managed to not hit your motorcycles and the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your adoring wife
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20th October 2006, 03:09
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HAHAHA where did you get this from??!
p.s - i thought it was going to be a destroyed M5 - thank god it wasn't! (The Ferrari is still sad to see so damaged, it deserves better)
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20th October 2006, 03:09
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Holy moly. Looks like wifey isn't going to get nookie for a long time...
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20th October 2006, 03:22
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lol!!!!!!
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20th October 2006, 03:41
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That just may be the saddest thing I've ever seen.
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20th October 2006, 05:32
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Hahahaha that suxs. Thats why I am never getting married....
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20th October 2006, 05:36
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20th October 2006, 05:57
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Originally Posted by twinturbovenom
i thought it was going to be a destroyed M5 - thank god it wasn't!
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I was thinking the same thing.
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20th October 2006, 06:22
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20th October 2006, 07:30
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Thank God a BMW was not involved. 
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20th October 2006, 07:30
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 now there was one pissed off woman!
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20th October 2006, 07:40
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too funny got that email today! Nice post!
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20th October 2006, 07:50
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