Top 10 M5 Guru words of wisdom - The Unofficial BMW M5 Messageboard (m5board.com)

Izzyzx · 4th October 2006, 07:14

1. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
2. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
3. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
4. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
5. And your point is...?
6. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.Allow me to introduce my selves.
7. All stressed out and no one to choke.
8. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
9. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
10. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Stevie · 4th October 2006, 12:29

Sebring NL · 4th October 2006, 12:34

Guess I am not much of a Guru then

de Witt · 4th October 2006, 19:49

http://www.orlyowl.com/wtf.jpg

Sebring NL · 4th October 2006, 20:04

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j18/W-ber/DCS0003.jpg

WTF???

copyright (c) 2006 535d

Izzyzx · 5th October 2006, 05:38

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Originally Posted by Sebring NL

Guess I am not much of a Guru then

Just a little fun to liven up this sometimes boring forum...

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toys r' us · 5th October 2006, 07:16

Izzy
this forum doesn't get enough attention is that it?
it's ok, you're just representing the E28 crew....it's all cool

Stevie · 5th October 2006, 13:17

O, so that BS is supposed to be funny, is it? Pefect thread to delete....

Izzyzx · 5th October 2006, 16:18

Stevie · 5th October 2006, 16:40

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Originally Posted by Izzyzx

5. And your point is...? Maybe you need to lighten up...

Feel free to delete the thread ( you have the POWER - Mr Guru), but maybe what I thought was a joke might be true...

Yeah yeah yeah, as you're looking for someone to bite I'll do you a favor and bite. Can't speak for others but can speak for myself: I'm sure some of my posts are rather short, and not always kind and forthcoming. That is a direct result of limited time to spend on the board (@Kees: Shut up, don't even start

), and sometimes because of answering the same quetion over and over again. No harm is meant, if it were I'd send a PM not lacking in clarity!!

I sometimes forget there are people among us without a tech background, and will then be surprised when someone doesn't know the basics. Apologies if any response in such a thread has been harsh!

Oh BTW Izzy, POWER in my book is something that moves a car forward. Of that one can never have enough.....

Sebring NL · 5th October 2006, 18:40

As long is this is on the verge of being moved OT,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzyzx

5. And your point is...?

Had some fat girl telling me this everytime I ended a sentence whilst at a party once. One of those girls who always has the biggest mouth about guys not being enough of a gentleman to her etc etc..

Very annoying. I don't want to lose my "gentlemanhood" but for reasons you can imagine, she was crying the next minute.. Whoops...

Izzyzx · 5th October 2006, 19:38

Now your making the fat girls cry? Something got lost in the Translation...

Every Guru has his disciples. The disciples duties are to become a Guru. The Guru duty is teach his disciples. Some Guru teach by examples and others by a slap in the face... I’ll take either as long as I continue to learn. I don’t mind harshness but preffer kindness. There is an old American saying: Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Today I'm the Bug...