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Anyway...
heres the deal
Ive been around the world... met many..
Ive been in jail... met few..
Ive been shot at stabbed and threatned.. met death
Besides the point..
Im haveing an event..
A party
if your from nor cal
its gonna be hella hekka cool.
Its strickly black tie.. black attire..
You may only arrive in black cars..
You must wear only black cloths.. ( including undergarments)
You must be AED.
Now for some details.. as if that wasnt enough..
The party will take place at a undesclosed locations..
Directions will be personaly delivered by messanger, 100 min beore the event.
You must arive in pairs.
You must not bring gifts, alcholol or cigarets.
All will be provided... everything.
It will be a full service event,
Securiy check points will be located throught the event.
You must bring proper ID.
A drivers licence is not ok.
IT must be a goverment issued form of ID
such as..
Passports, Birth/Death certs, or valid credit cards.
You will be asked to fill out a short profile when you reach the location.
The location is named loaction alpha
The event is titled " Welcome to lussodesign"
The event will take place in US, land on land and you will not be transported teleported or deported.
A full bar will be avalable to those who are 21 years of age.
Verification of Identity will be via Biometric thumbrint scan, renta scan voice authurization or if you would like blood sample, stool sample or urine sample. You pick.
You will not be alloed to "hook up" on the premises unles autherized by security due to age regulations between the party envolved.
IF you wish to " hook up" both indviduals will be issued a permit to do so.
Now for the fun stuff..
We will have food.
We will have a DJ
We will have a dance floor..(s)
We will also provide entertaimment.
There will be no nekked ladys.
Clothing must be biz like and not skanky.
IF you wish you may bring a swim suit as we will be near water.
IF you wisj you may bring a camera, it and the film will be confescated at the end of the night for free development and review.
Ladys must wear dresses or skirts.
Gents must wear suits.
No casual attire will be permitted.
No guns drugs or outside substances will be permited.
Once you enter the location you can not leave till the event is over.
You must entertain all of the above rules and regulations to have a good time.
Now..
Where is it? You may refer to the site as Location Alpha
What time will it be @ ... The event will start at 21:30 promptly
You will have from 21:30 to 22:30 to check in with security.
Your car will be parked by an atendant in a secure location.
You must pass a Breathalizer test before leaving the party.
The acceptable BAC is lower than US regulations, ( a reading of .5 )
You can not leave alone, you must take your partner with you.
Who is invited? This party is strictly for AED, and its accociates.
Your gust must fill out an appliaction to attened the event.
The guests backround as well as credit and criminal check will be completed.
ITS ON THIS FRIDAY!
AFTER FINALS!
LETS DO THIS ****
REMBER UR IDS AND TO VALET AND BRING A GIRL ...
i spent a grand at costco on alichol..
i got crsital
and beliveder for us aeders..
and then **** alichol for the rest of the heathens
aeders will get ristbands for crsital and belivi at the bar..
bring anyhthing and everything.. your faveriat wiered porterican al'chol.. or somthing,.,.
cigs will be provided for aeders..
and cigars
and hooka
and food
and girlz girls girlz girls
oh... and you get to meet my future wify...
shes perrrrsian...once you go perisan theres no other versian
come to my house
and valet and get checked by my 300 pound body gaurd
at ten pm
10
not 12am
but come at 10
ok
yea
so
lets do this
my house
25781 Terra bella
LAguna hills CA 92653go to mapquest.com
then enter ur addy
then mine
and you get directions
or
from uci
405 S or 5 S
exit LA paz. ( after laguna hills mall)
make a right
then go down 3 stoplights
to aliso HILLS
on the top of the hill
make a right
then go like a lil bit and make the first immedeate left
ok
dude
so my house and the valet will be clearly noticeible
remeber to come into the parrty you must valet your car
were like jack in the crack you can walk through the drive through playaz
ok
so
be there at 10
ok
dudes
and
bring freinds!
lots odf them
expected occupany is 500..
ok
there might be a valet fee if your not aed..
or tips etc..
ok
so
lets do this
rember ids
ok
and bringf girls
and i have 300 condoms
too
ahhaha!
and cristal!
popin the cris!
yeah!
word is bond!
flip mode..
yea
G UNIT
whooo hoo
im excited
get ready for ACESS TO THE VIP SECTIONS TOOO!!!!!! ONLY FOR AED!!~!! VIP DROUG ROUM AND BAR !
ok
phone numbers
3105602736
3103658090
9497160696
9497160800
310666.7932
310666.7962
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