There are nightmares and then there are nightmares. I just woke up so the dream is still vivid.
I was outside a farmhouse in the hills and Tony Soprano is admiring my M5 and we are both standing in front of the Beast. Ralphie walks up and sarcasticly says nice ride and then demands 'let me take it for a spin'. I am very worried and hesitate and try to say no, but you don't say no to Ralphie if you want to live. Tony shruggs his shoulders when I look to him for protection.
Ralphie climbs in and I beg him to be careful and he keeps telling me to relax and shut up. The road is long and winding and the bastard floors it and he is revving it to redline and shifting like an idiot and I am freaking out. We are going 90 MPH and he is taking the curves at that speed and the DSC kicks in to save us.
So, then he slows down and it appears over. He pulls off the road to hang a u-turn and head back to the farmhouse. He pulls on the road again into the lane facing oncoming traffic, then shifts lanes at the last minute but too late, and I get smacked real hard by another car and the entire rear side of the car from the back door to the taillights is totaled but the bastard does not stop (the other driver pulls over). Ralphie says 'oops' and grins and then pulls over later. I am almost in tears and he is like 'what da f**k it is a f**king car you schm**k".
Then I woke up. Wow man you cant make this stuff up. Nobody would understand the intensity of this nightmare except you guys - my wife certainly didn't.
OMG!! I dreamed Ralphie from Sopranos crashed my M5!!!
