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5th November 2002, 13:47	#1 (permalink)
Ashok Arora Moderator Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: London, England Posts: 12,588 Thanks: 229 Thanked 113 Times in 70 Posts	Another of my poor jokes A rather shy little boy is in his kindergarten class when he realises that he needs to go the toilet. He puts his hand up and after much waving of his arm the teacher says "Yes, Johnny what is it?" "Please Miss I want to the toilet!" he shouts. The teacher decides that now is the time to get him to come out of his shell. "Okay Johnny", she says, "but first recite your alphabet". "But I really need to go" he adds in desparation. "Not until you've recited your alphabet" she insists. "Alright.. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" he replies. "But where's the P?" she asks. "Running down my leg" Ashok 2002 Carbonblack/Caramel

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