Age old question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[DF7]

JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES

I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken

EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?

Could you define "chicken" please

GEORGE W. BUSH

I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE

And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one?

[tfung]

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American

MACHIAVELLI

The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was.

TIMOTHY LEARY

Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take

FOX MULDER

It was a government conspiracy

DARWIN

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads

RICHARD NIXON

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road

OLIVER STONE

The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

JERRY SEINFELD

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walkng around all over place anyway?"

[Panya]

M5 OWNER

What did I just run over?

[polvoronn]

HAHA!! That's some great stuff! Keep 'em coming!