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Old 8th September 2002, 20:02   #1
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LOL!! You've gotta read this!!
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This guy is one of a ****ed moron
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Old 9th September 2002, 00:28   #3
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LOL. yeah, I carry a bottle of armor all in my car that I use on unsuspecting vehicles so I can blow them off the line. just a little spritz and.......

hella stupid.
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Boy, this guy is a genius . What a moron .
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at least he didn't spray WD-40 all over the tire ::sheesh::
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This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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I loved the response which said:

"I am pretty sure there is a warning specifically against that as well as putting it on the steering wheel, your face, your genitals, etc."

Class pure class lol

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While stupid driving (traction off in wet conditions) is probably the main cause, the armor all definetly did not help him out. Why would he put it on the tread anyways? Oh wait, hes kind of dumb....
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I love how he was trying to defend his stupidity.
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