Ford Flex commercials - check your balls at the door

[glowrider]

Has anyone seen these commercials?

One commercial saying how the car can have pink lights on the inside. (Female)

Another talking about how it will email you when it needs oil (god forbid). (Female)

Another one talking about how a tree will grow when you're being "more efficient." (Male)

One talking about how men can now wear skinny jeans because of keyless entry. (Male)


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Any man who buys this car should have to turn his testicles in to the dealer.

[Cosmos]

I agree with you on all accounts however, The Flex is really popular where I live cause all the middle age surfers buy it. The thing can hold 4 boards and still have room for other things. Its a great beach vehicle.

[glowrider]

Originally Posted by Cosmos

I agree with you on all accounts however, The Flex is really popular where I live cause all the middle age surfers buy it. The thing can hold 4 boards and still have room for other things. Its a great beach vehicle.

You know what else can hold a lot of ****? A pickup truck. Probably even have room for your man parts along with those "4 boards and other things."

Not surprised though in the land of fruits and nuts...

They should just call it the Ford San Francisco.

[Diny]

Originally Posted by glowrider

You know what else can hold a lot of ****? A pickup truck. Probably even have room for your man parts along with those "4 boards and other things."

Not surprised though in the land of fruits and nuts...

They should just call it the Ford San Francisco.

Don't be silly. A roof is a roof and a pickup doesnt have the amenities. Yes, the commercials and marketing are all super fruity and crappy but a vehicle is a vehicle and should be considered for what it is.

[glowrider]

Originally Posted by Diny

Don't be silly. A roof is a roof and a pickup doesnt have the amenities. Yes, the commercials and marketing are all super fruity and crappy but a vehicle is a vehicle and should be considered for what it is.

The car is a piece of **** and the people who do the marketing should be burned at the stake along with the schmucks responsible for the Coors commercials with the head coaches on football Sundays.

How such drek gets ok'd is beyond me.

[glowrider]

And while we're at it I'll trade California to Mexico for a sack of bananas and 120 burros.

[GD]

haha Yeah I agree about the "no balls needed" but other than that it's a pretty versatile car which hi-tech gadgets like the Sync technology. I wouldn't be caught dead in one, but it services a purpose. I guess that's about the best you can say about it, lol

[glowrider]

If every hippy would get one, I'd go get a mack truck with a cow catcher on the front and play bumper cars.

That's purpose.

[GD]

Originally Posted by glowrider

If every hippy would get one, I'd go get a mack truck with a cow catcher on the front and play bumper cars.

That's purpose.

Get a megaphone and yell "heeerreee hippie hippie hippie"

[toys r' us]

quote:One talking about how men can now wear skinny jeans because of keyless entry. (Male)
i'm perplexed at how all the skinny-jean men get so much (female)