A beer before it starts!

[Albert V8]

I had to share this one!

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it!" She blows her top, "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat a*se down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"









The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."

[Jeff4505]

Umm.. little out of place no ?

All the same !

[BuzzedHornet]

Since we are already off topic...how about a little car humor...


Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing......
Your okay with it, because you get to watch football.
You hear her stumble into bed around 3am.
You wake up next morning and go outside to check the family car, which she used last night.
Knowing she was drunk, you are happy to see it all in one piece. But ......Wait a minute …







~BuzzedHornet~

[dmc]

Originally Posted by BuzzedHornet

Since we are already off topic...how about a little car humor...


Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing......
Your okay with it, because you get to watch football.
You hear her stumble into bed around 3am.
You wake up next morning and go outside to check the family car, which she used last night.
Knowing she was drunk, you are happy to see it all in one piece. But ......Wait a minute …







~BuzzedHornet~

Can't see your pic. .and thats soo frustrating!! loll

[BG]

ROFL!

[Dylan]

AHHH, she should't be too worried though, looks like she was fully clothed!!

It's done the rounds on the email that pic, but it is a good one!

Dyl.

[jos]

LOL, that car joke was absolutely funny.