An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending *****, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for *****'s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite ravioli.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the ravioli was already in his mouth.


With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife who said:

"Va fanculo!"
"Questi sono per il funerale."
(Translation: F... off these are for the funeral).

• Answering Phone calls in Sales & Support Department
• Meeting monthly minimum sales goals
• Tend to Live Chat and AIM requests in a timely fashion
• Answering emails within 1 hour during business hours
• Answering emails periodically during evenings and weekends
• Returning voicemails
• Combing all forums, answering questions, educating potential customers, and making sure products are properly represented and exposed
• Interact with other employees on strategic planning
• Contact customers where information is needed, acting as a go-between when required by Order Operations department
• Create forum postings for new products
• Stay current on product and market knowledge in order to better understand consumer needs and trends.
• Report trends and industry happenings to the rest of the company once a week.

• Bachelor's Degree (or higher) from a 4-year university. Current students need not apply.
• Proficiency with internet technologies such as forums, VOIP, email, and photoshop.
• Full-time availability from 9AM-5PM Mondays-Fridays
• 2 Years sales experience
• High level of efficiency and organization
• Aptitude towards research, ability to answer one's own questions and solve problems independently
• Ability to excel under pressure
• Goal-oriented individual looking for long-term employment & potential stake in company ownership/management

• Emails from other employees, vendors
• Check bank account balances, transfer funds where necessary
• Post all invoices, Bills, Retail Sales, & Expenses to Quickbooks
• Months-end close as well as providing reporting functions on-demand. -------These reports will include but not be limited to: Profit, profitability, expenses, inventory, sales trends, etc.
• Sales tax preparation
• Pay Vendors on time, according to their preferred payment terms and methods
• Reorder inventory items, send PO's to vendors for inventory, keep shelves stocked with appropriate amount of product, and prevent backorders wherever possible by determining lead times
• May need to process shipments if Order Operations is on understaffed due to vacation schedules

• Bachelor's degree from a fully-accredited university. Current students also welcome to apply.
• 2 Years MINIMUM Quickbooks Experience
• Experience in Retail company, preferably mail order or eCommerce
• In-depth understanding of accounting practices and principle
• Inventory management experience
• 2-3 Hours a day availability
• Ability to work well with others, good work-place rapport, positive attitude
• Ability to function well under pressure
• Familiarity with Quickbooks' bank-account linked functionalities such as DirectPay, etc
• Natural problem-solver