Obviously I am sorry for you! But on the other hand it's so funny, cause I can exactly imagine how you feel.
We used to get our father so cross because we were messing around in the car, the best example was the good old MC Donalds Milkshake, spilled it all over the floor and the leather. Our dog hated driving, so everytime he got into the car he threw up, and also my sister loved to draw on the seats!
Now, thinking about it, I am glad that I am still able to write this and that I am not dead yet!