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Old 12th July 2012, 02:10   #1
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What's on your ///Mind?

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Old 12th July 2012, 02:28   #2
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"Oh, oh, O ///M G !"

That might be the final straw with your lady
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Old 12th July 2012, 02:39   #3
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Oh, oh, O ///M G !

That might be the final straw with your lady
haha! She's already seen it. She laughed

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Old 12th July 2012, 03:00   #4
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That's pretty funny, and accurate
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That is indeed humorous. Thing is - for me at least -I don't have an emotional connection with BMW or M. I don't eat, breathe, sleep or dream BMW or M. I say that having owned 3 Ms! I buy the cars for the cars, and would be perfectly content to switch to Porsche, Audi or Merc if they made ones that looked/handled/drove like BMW Ms. That may sound odd - I suppose what I'm trying to say is that I'm not infatuated with either BMW or its M Division, but do appreciate their output (for the most part).

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all you were missing was two stick figures having sex and one of them with a little cloud above its head and an m inside of it.
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all you were missing was two stick figures having sex and one of them with a little cloud above its head and an m inside of it.
I'm still traumatized from your post mentioning tailpipes and lube. *shivers*
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all you were missing was two stick figures having sex and one of them with a little cloud above its head and an m inside of it.
you mean something like this?

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