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Old 3rd April 2012, 04:03   #21
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How about, "Yeah, but I thought your car would have been faster."

Okay, I'm editing this. I think the hooker answer is the best one.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many board members drive around normally in p400. I'm not being negative about it. It's just very suprising to me. In over five years of ownership I don't think there has been a single time I have not gone to M mode following startup.
Lol -- P500S MDM all the time is unfair advantage and makes things too easy ... Make it interesting by seeing who can be beaten at a mere P400 only
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This reminded of a few weeks back when a G8 GT tried to toy around with me then when I opened it up and shot dust up at him he past me at the light yelling "you're gay" lol.
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"I can fit 4 hookers in my car, you can only fit one"
ROFLMAO ^^ best answer ever.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many board members drive around normally in p400. I'm not being negative about it. It's just very suprising to me. In over five years of ownership I don't think there has been a single time I have not gone to M mode following startup.
Amen to that!!!
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Love the hooker comment
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You guys are simply awesome....I really feel like having a great get together and invite all of you in Miami Beach for an M5 fun day...really...I gave everyone a thanks...you guys have a true and mature sense of M5 community....darn...yes...that DOUCHE bag was a GTR...for Grand Total Retard...I was at loss for words until I gave him my two cent answer...but darn I couldnt believe his attitude!!..and its not like he was in his 20's or 30's..this douche must have been in his mid 40's!!....I truly appreciate the feedback...you guys made it laught hard...cant wait to read some more of the hilarious answers...hope that GTR comes to this forum...and I mean it...would love to organize an M5 get together for those who could come to Miami Beach....anyone up for it...lets puts something together for one of those week ends....Cheers...
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Thank you very much for the video...ok...it clearly doesnt need two M5's...even a complete stock M5 wouldnt get left wayyy behind...perhaps not even two M5 cars lengths behind...!!..
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OOOmmmGGG....what a great video...well glad we didnt have couple straight no traffic miles...as he wished for...woaww..that M5 looked like a bullet devouring tarmac...
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You guys are simply awesome....I really feel like having a great get together and invite all of you in Miami Beach for an M5 fun day...really...I gave everyone a thanks...you guys have a true and mature sense of M5 community....darn...yes...that DOUCHE bag was a GTR...for Grand Total Retard...I was at loss for words until I gave him my two cent answer...but darn I couldnt believe his attitude!!..and its not like he was in his 20's or 30's..this douche must have been in his mid 40's!!....I truly appreciate the feedback...you guys made it laught hard...cant wait to read some more of the hilarious answers...hope that GTR comes to this forum...and I mean it...would love to organize an M5 get together for those who could come to Miami Beach....anyone up for it...lets puts something together for one of those week ends....Cheers...
Kind off topic a little lol but you should post some pictures of your M5 and Quattroporte! I love those!
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