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Old 25th June 2001, 03:10   #1
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i love my car. my wife hates it. she loves her cat. i hate her cat.wouldnt it be ironic if somehow her cat destroyed my car and in the process died? that is irony.
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Old 25th June 2001, 03:16   #2
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Time for a new Wife ?
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Old 25th June 2001, 03:20   #3
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No... Actually irony is when you drive over your cat with the car and it gets smushed. Real good.
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take the cat out for a drive and let her / he fear the Beast !

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u did not know i could type or read, did u?

i am car destroying cat, and i know that u fear me....

i will break VANOS and make oil pour forth from heart of beast, & wife will never believe u when u blame me! go ahead and show her post... meow-ha-ha! MEOW-HA-HA-HA! MEEEEEEOW-HAH-HA!
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Cats love the Beast. My cat loves the heated seats. The only problem is when she walks from the passenger seat to my lap and steps on the hazard lights switch. I cover that part of the center console with carboard now. (should I post the solution to Tips-n-Tricks? )

I don't know how, but she managed to leave footprints on the armrest last night. Was there a puddle in the back seat?!? I think it's time for a full detailing...
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It's good to know, there are other cat lovers on this board!
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