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whoa there bubba!
so i'm driving home after working the night shift from hell...cruising the beast at 40 in residential area when i see this formula firebird ahead of me...so i think to myself ' heh...this road narrows into a single lane soon and the beast needs to eat '...so i calmy go around the firechicken..ooops, i mean firestew...and continue on my way with him about 1 car length behind me...we have about a 1/4 mile before the road becomes a single lane...i decide to flip the safety switch off my weapon of speed (dsc off, sport mode on)...you know, just in case the mollet [the long hair in the back, short on the sides for the northerners] boys wanna play...all of sudden, the game is on and this car is on my 6 like barbeque sauce on a southerners face...i drop the beast into 3 and punch it...meanwhile, we are running out of real estate!...but i keep going...just as the road narrows, he surrenders...for a moment we were almost side by side, but the awesome M5 ...how can i say this without being too boastful....KICKED HIS ***!!! INTO NEXT WEEK..he got about as close to me as Bill Clinton telling the truth!...excuse the profanity please!...but, i'm am soooo happpppy!!!...and to think, i was going to sell my 'own personal rollercoaster!'....and a good night to all
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2001 M5
anthracite/carmel
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