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Old 4th May 2003, 23:18   #1
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A reason NOT to take your Beast for a beer run..

Scenario: We invited a very nice couple (Let’s call them Dick and Jane) over last night to have dinner and watch a movie with the wife and I. The kiddies were away for the evening, and their kids were otherwise occupied as well. Time to unwind, relax, and de-compress...

The dinner was lovely, the conversation was flowing, and a wonderful time was being had by all. As I was setting up the Home Theater, Dick asked for another beer.
Oops. No more beer, except light beer.
Dick detests light beer.
I suggest that Dick and I take the M5 for a beer run. There’s a Go-Mart a mile or so down the road. No problem.
Except I take the back road...
Dick and Jane are NOT car people. Dick and Jane drive matching GM cars. We love them anyway. Once on the road, I proceed to show Dick the finer points of the Beast’s abilities; ie acceleration , cornering, and braking. This is a back road that Steve (Xraymd) and I have routinely driven at 120 MPH. I didn’t want to scare Dick, so I pushed it to eighty or so, then backed off. Paying strict attention to the road, I apparently miss Dick turning green and gripping the door handle as if his life depended on it. We proceed to the Go-Mart, buy the beer, and return home. Dick asks me at this point to please drive at a “more sane pace”. That was my first indication that something was amiss.
Dick was fairly quiet for the rest of the evening. We gathered in the Home Theater room to watch our flick (BTW, the movie “Secretary” may not necessarily be a couples movie). Later, as we were discussing the movie, Dick blurted out that I had “scared the S@&T “ out of him on the beer run.
After apologizing profusely, all was forgiven.
My wife later pointed out that the back road has a posted limit of 35mph, and that I (and Steve) needed to move back towards reality, as far as our driving is concerned.
Dick called this afternoon, and invited me to golf later this week. Oddly enough, he has insisted on driving.
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Old 4th May 2003, 23:30   #2
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Tony...oh my gosh! You've driven that road at 120MPH? Are you crazy?! I would never approach a speed like that on that kind of road (77 a different story!!! )

Only car enthusiasts could really fully appreciate the beasts abilities, especially a modified beast such as ours.

BTW...We need to do an Industry Road run one of these evenings. Just don't bleach your tires like the last time!

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Old 5th May 2003, 00:14   #3
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As I'm reading the story - I'm thinking the guy's drinking beer, he's turning green...oh my god, he's gonna puke in the M5!!

So, you might consider yourself lucky...

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Old 5th May 2003, 00:25   #4
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I think Tony did this on the way to buy the beer, and besides, there is absolutely NO WAY that Tony would let anyone even think about opening a beverage in his beast

As a matter of fact, just last week I pointed out to him where the crappy stock drink holders were...he had never seen them!

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As I'm reading the story - I'm thinking the guy's drinking beer, he's turning green...oh my god, he's gonna puke in the M5!!

So, you might consider yourself lucky...

Me Too, I had visions of great chunks being hurled all over the Beasts dash. Then he made it back and I thought, oh know. Hes going to let drive all over the carpet in the home theatre room.

I think you should change Dick's name to Pussy. J/K.
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tony,

i hear you on this one! several times i have demonstrated the m5's handling prowess only to find my passengers slightly pale and moderately irritated. its very hard for me, as a car nut, to understand how people can possibly NOT enjoy a spirited blast down a twisty road in an m5. as long as people continue to buy pontiac azteks, i guess the whole hating the m5 experience isnt ALL that crazy....

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p.s. a pig just flew by my window, go figure...

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p.s. a pig just flew by my window, go figure...
LOL. It was flying backwards wasn't it ernie.
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I was thinking something along the same line as the hurling in the car.

If you bought an M5 I'm sure you love speed.

As you grow more and more competent in driving it seems slower and slower.

The M5 is so easy to drive at speed it tends to upset the other riders in the car, since if they were in their car at that speed they'd be totally out of control.

It may be somewhat to driving and increasing the amplitude of the stereo. When you get back in it seems pretty loud.

I heard mention about BMW's that usually the passengers will squeel way before the tires will.
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I've actually had a couple of friends who are VERY nervous riders say that they are comfortable with my driving (even in the M5 when I'm pushing it a little). Their comments have all been that they feel that the car (and my driving) is completely under control, even if the acceleration or cornering is way more than they're accustomed to.
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So, Tony, does Dick let you drive the golf cart??

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