I usually dream about whatever aspect of the Beast I'm thinking about right before I go to sleep. Last night, I had dreams about Dinan rear wheels on all four corners of the car with 3mm spacers (thanks, Sweetsound/Anton!). Last week, it was meth injection (thanks, Howerton Engineering!). I know, I know, I'm a sick pup. Now, there are, of course, times when I am not thinking about anything at all relating to the Beast before I sleep....
--Peter
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2001 E39 M5 LeMans Blue with Black/Blue Sport Interior and Titanium Trim, ESS Supercharger, RMS In-Plenum Intercooler, RMS Plenum Plates and Custom-Bored 52mm Diameter "Shorty" Velocity Stacks, Dinan TBs and Headers, CNS Catback Exhaust, Evosport High-Flow Cats, Stoptech Trophy Sport Brakes (6-Pot Front/4-Pot Rear; 355 mm Rotors All Around), Dinan 3.45 Differential, Dinan LTW Flywheel, GC Coilovers (550 7" Front/325 10" Rear), Dinan Front and Rear Swaybars, Dinan Monoballs, Dinan Rear Wheels (18 x 9.5) All Around With 10mm Spacers and 90mm Wheel Studs, Michelin PS2s 275 35 18s All Around, UUC EVO3 SSK with DSSR, Voltphreaks VPR-S40P Endurance Battery (14 lbs.), Setrab 16-Row Oil Cooler, Dinan Under-Plenum Heat Exchanger Removal Kit, Vorsteiner Double-Sided CF Hood with Open Vents, CA CSL-Style CF Trunk Lid, Zionsville Super Duty Cooling System, Aquamist HFS-6 Meth Injection with Custom CF/Aluminum Trunk-Mounted Fuel Cell Designed by Howerton Engineering, XRP HS-79 Hosing, OKD Plasma Ignition Coils and Plug Boots, Smoked Hella Tailights, Clear-Corner Hella Euro Headlights, CA ACS-Style CF Front Splitters, Custom Stereo Using Stock HU, PLX Digital Gauges, V1/S1 Mounted in UGDO Location, Recaro Sportster CS Seats, Schroth 4-Pt Street Harnesses, Dinan Foglight Delete Kit, and Various Other Bits and Pieces
Coming Soon!
Hankook R-S3 285 35 18s All Around, EAS Competition Steering Wheel, TC Designs Roll Bar, Leather Eurodash, Full Leather Doorcards, TC Designs Rear Sway Bar Brackets, Rogue Stage 3 280mm Clutch with JB Racing LTW Flywheel, Dinan Differential Subframe Reinforcement, Stoptech Carbon Ceramic Rotors, Quad Head Laser Interceptor, Kenne Bell Boost-A-Pump
When the Motor Blows
Balanced and Blueprinted S62
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I landed in chi-town for a business trip, boring meetings all day, but the secretary had a little twinkle in her eye - she handed me a slip of paper and said, 'call this number, ask for June' ...well that night, I was bored, missed my M back across the pond, and no poon to pound, so what the heck, I called the number, and asked for June. She said she '...was lonely too, had I ever been along lake Michigan at night for a drive?' I said, well, not in awhile...
...she said she'd '...be by the hotel at 11, I'll pick you up below the broken streetlight down the street.' I thought, intriguing, OK, I'm game. The night was a little cool, but not for long, she pulled up in some kind of dark beast, but below the broken light I wasn't sure. I thought, is this - she said '...get in...' before I new it, we were off, I wanted to look at the car, I kept thinking, hey this looks familiar, a special beast, but she sat there, perfect figure, not a stich on. We stopped on an empty road, she stepped out in front of the car where we met in a wet embrace, she backed up, pulling off my clothes, slowly starting to slide her perfect @s up, up on to the hood and it hit me - WTF - ...I leaped inside - the car - and drove off - I knew it, this was a juicy piece of @ss yea, push it - - I'm driving el diablo
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I landed in chi-town for a business trip, boring meetings all day, but the secretary had a little twinkle in her eye - she handed me a slip of paper and said, 'call this number, ask for June' ...well that night, I was bored, missed my M back across the pond, and no poon to pound, so what the heck, I called the number, and asked for June. She said she '...was lonely too, had I ever been along lake Michigan at night for a drive?' I said, well, not in awhile...
...she said she'd '...be by the hotel at 11, I'll pick you up below the broken streetlight down the street.' I thought, intriguing, OK, I'm game. The night was a little cool, but not for long, she pulled up in some kind of dark beast, but below the broken light I wasn't sure. I thought, is this - she said '...get in...' before I new it, we were off, I wanted to look at the car, I kept thinking, hey this looks familiar, a special beast, but she sat there, perfect figure, not a stich on. We stopped on an empty road, she stepped out in front of the car where we met in a wet embrace, she backed up, pulling off my clothes, slowly starting to slide her perfect @s up, up on to the hood and it hit me - WTF - ...I leaped inside - the car - and drove off - I knew it, this was a juicy piece of @ss yea, push it - - I'm driving el diablo
I had a dream just last night that involved hauling serious (mhm) around my local area. Most poignant memory being passing a policeman going the opposite direction at about 140, him slowing and stopping to follow, he hit the lights, then his partner in the passenger seat pointed to something (assuming the radar) and threw his hands up in the air in despair, then shut down the lights and drove off slowly. That was sweet. Plus the constant dream i have going everywhere sideways around corners is better when its in the M.
My good car dreams generally involve a sense of freedom from the traffic constraints in my area. There are so many friggin stop lights, stop signs, intersection photo enforcement cameras, speed traps... it is absolutely maddening. A couple of weeks ago I had the pleasure of driving in the UK. Now I know the UK has its own traffic enforcement challenges, but stop signs and stop lights at every dinky intersection is not one of them. I've always immensely enjoyed the roundabout concept, as it is SO much more sane than stop lights at every corner. One has a feeling of more control over the in-town driving experience. With stoplights, one is always trying to guess when the light will change, constantly scubbing all forward momentum, then mindlessly sitting and idling, even when there is no reason to.
The US is traffic light and stop sign CRAZY. What ever happened to yeild signs?? Give me preservation of momentum, continuous forward motion, and greater personal control!!!
I need a nap.
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