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        Old 24th November 2001, 17:19   #1 (permalink)
        IvanDias
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        Rocketman !! Twin Turbo Diagram. LOL.

        Hey !

        Boston Rocket and Johann

        Didn`t believe me huh ? Well check out these pics then.




        This is my "NOS-Methane System". I call it "MOS" instead of "NOS". Air goes in at the front, then is mixed with the MOS, and fired out of the arse into the engine.
        I built and installed it all by myself into my 535i Sport.



        As you can see I had to fabricate a special four-point strut brace to hold the little fella in place as he kept falling off in corners.

        See also the heat reflective material used to keep him cool.

        The power is awesome, but unpredictable. Like similar NOS systems, MOS is injected under huge pressures, many times that of normal atmosphere. Sometimes there can be no boost for some time, then "boom", and your doing 200+ MPH.

        Here is a closer shot ;



        As you can see, I`ve also specify a K&N cone filter, as it provides the superior breathing that this perfomance modification requires.
        He also wanted to look through the mesh to see where he was going, which he couldn`t do when his head was stuck in the airbox.

        The special silver piping from his bottom to the engine intake I got from a contact of mine who works for NASA.
        It is actually part of a top-secret experimental toilet for the Space Shuttle, but I`m not allowed to talk about it.





        T H E G R A N D F I N A L E !!


        Now here we are, my patented E34 Twin-Turbo System.
        Knocks the E39 & Alpina B10 BiTurbo into a cocked hat, and when I showed the car to BMW, they seemed worried about how their forthcoming M5 V10 would perfom against it

        As I said before, this uses a small fluffy bunny rabbit which spins up quickly, then a wild hare to provide the high-end punch. Nice!



        Lots of additional pipework and plumbing was required for this difficult install.

        Wild animals ears are very sensitive to the noise and heat under the bonnet, so I have made some special titanium plated ear defenders for the Hare.
        The rabbit was unfortunately born deaf so I didn`t bother with any for him. He was cheap to buy.

        Another angle ;



        Pay close attention to my special air-flow metering system, which provides real-time data from the "Hare", which gets written to a laptop harddisk which has been spliced into the OBC.

        Note the leaf near the shock mount, this is a backup nibble in case of perfomance loss on long journeys.



        Here I am at Nurburging, and I`ve connected my portable computer to the system to make those all important last-minute adjustments.
        The ability to make trackside tweaks to the boost is a godsend with a powerful motor like this, and I feel that the years experience here in Germany have honed my skill in the modern 21st Century art of computer engine management.



        Here you see the custom software I use. I spent many sleepless nights writing it, as the software I was given by Williams-BMW F1 just didn`t cut the ice at this level. I will however, be doing my bit and will be supplying the team with a cut-down version for the 2002-2003 season.
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        Old 24th November 2001, 17:27   #2 (permalink)
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        Hhahhahahahhahahahaha !!!!!!

        You are the best.
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        Old 24th November 2001, 17:29   #3 (permalink)
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        oh my god! I can't believe you did that! That is just TOOOO funny.

        I especially liked how you fabricated the proper type of heat shielding for your tubings!

        A nice touch was adding that laptop complete with a software to "prove" your upgrade works! Definitely a classic move there,

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        Old 24th November 2001, 17:51   #4 (permalink)
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        Ivan,


        You must be the best engineer in the world!

        I guess that you can say to all the Porsche 996 GT2 on Nordschleife!

        Cheers,
        /Johan
        PS Can you build a kit for the E39 M5 too?
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        Old 24th November 2001, 17:54   #5 (permalink)
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        Cool !
        The post has gone sticky !!!


        Speak to you later, the nurse is calling, must be time for my medicine.
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        Old 24th November 2001, 18:12   #6 (permalink)
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        Old 24th November 2001, 18:14   #7 (permalink)
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        Ivan you are crazy.

        Welcome to the asylum


        Thanks for the laugh.
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        Old 24th November 2001, 18:40   #8 (permalink)
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        HAHAHA!!!!!! Your creative sense of humour is hilarious!!!! hehehehe ..! I especially love the quote in your sig.

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        Old 24th November 2001, 20:25   #9 (permalink)
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        OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAH

        Some funny stuff there....

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        Old 24th November 2001, 22:40   #10 (permalink)
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        Now that was funny
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        That was the most i've ever laughed over a topic on this message board......l couldn't stop pissing my pants and had tears rolling down onto the computer
        Why did l go with Nowack .....when l had no idea that l had shot dozens of the most highly tuned aftermarket turbo kits out there in my boy hood days. Do you think that if l find any damaged ones on the side of the road that you could rebuild then upto top spec for me and my friends?....this would save plenty on the cost of a new kit.
        Have you ever tryied to train them on some sort of steriod or got them really pissed off ,before you head to the unrestricted roads of Germany to see if they will make you crack 200mph
        This could be one of the most sought aftermarket kits out there.
        Can stock, IP or money be put into your PET project, because l know of some very big kits available in outback Australia.
        I would think that a single or even a twin set up with a Tasmainian devil from southern Australia would fit great into the M5 and crack 1000hp no probs, but you would need VERY strong braces to hold these animals as that are always very pissed off. They won't like the heat under the hood as they come from a cool climate.....so talk to NASA about some special cooling shields
        I will look into setting some traps next week.
        I think it's time for me to watch past crocidile man shows to see how to catch one of these devils.
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