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Old 9th January 2007, 14:16   #1
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Are you useless at composing relevant thread titles?

Please read this thread first then...here's some simple yet effective pointers.

Thread titles that are useless are:
ALL CAPS - this is like shouting on internet. Don't.
Using excessive punctation!!!!!!????!!!! - your question very likely isn't the meaning of life so doesn't justify the amount of confusion you're trying to convey.
****LOOK AT ME STARS**** - do you not get any attention from your wife or work collegues? Chances are you were the little kid in class who always was getting beat-up for making stupid comments due to lack of attention. No - you're not welcome here either.
the simple yet utterly useless "HELP!!" - unless you're at the verge of being ripped up by a roaming circus tiger or drowning in a tidal wave chances are you can actually do better than this. If you can't be ar*ed to put more effort into a thread title how much effort do you reckon others are going to put into reading the thread?
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Old 9th January 2007, 14:27   #2
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Having a bad day, Kees?
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Old 9th January 2007, 14:29   #3
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Having a bad day, Kees?
What are you doing here? I thought only the lovers of antique machinery were herded into this forum?

*Off to find a major caffeine injection*
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Old 9th January 2007, 14:33   #4
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What are you doing here? I thought only the lovers of antique machinery were herded into this forum?

*Off to find a major caffeine injection*
I'm everywhere, Kees. Like that little dry patch of skin in the middle of your back that you just want to get rid of but can't reach....
How could I not read this thread with such a compelling title?
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Old 9th January 2007, 14:42   #5
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I'm everywhere, Kees. Like that little dry patch of skin in the middle of your back that you just want to get rid of but can't reach....
How do you know about that patch?
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Old 9th January 2007, 14:49   #6
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What happened Romeo, did you get kicked out of this morning?
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What are you doing here? I thought only the lovers of antique machinery were herded into this forum?
*****..!

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********WHAT!!!!!!!!?********

just kidding Kees.
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MELLOW OUT KEES...
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You know what fellas.
The true humour of this thread has been completely missed.

You've got a Dutchman living in Sweden correcting the grammar & punctuation of this predominantly "English" communicating forum.!

Thats as funny as it is shameful for the rest of us

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