Please read this thread first then...here's some simple yet effective pointers.
Thread titles that are useless are:
ALL CAPS - this is like shouting on internet. Don't.
Using excessive punctation!!!!!!????!!!! - your question very likely isn't the meaning of life so doesn't justify the amount of confusion you're trying to convey.
****LOOK AT ME STARS**** - do you not get any attention from your wife or work collegues? Chances are you were the little kid in class who always was getting beat-up for making stupid comments due to lack of attention. No - you're not welcome here either.
the simple yet utterly useless "HELP!!" - unless you're at the verge of being ripped up by a roaming circus tiger or drowning in a tidal wave chances are you can actually do better than this. If you can't be ar*ed to put more effort into a thread title how much effort do you reckon others are going to put into reading the thread?