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Old 20th July 2004, 23:10   #1
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worse than it looks



This is what happens when temptation gets the better of a young mechanic with access to a fast car. It was only in for an M.O.T. He took it out a run - out of working hours - and met a kerb. The rear wheel has also hit the kerb. The garage had taken the front wheel off - to prevent anybody taking the car - it was dumped in a supermarket carpark after the "incident" - further damage done to it to make it look like a theft.

Bust in the boot lid cylinder lock
Ripped out the rear seat arm rest
Rip the face off my stero
Rip a few wires out beneath the steering column
Smash the instrument cluster cover ?

Oh -and the ignition key was still in the garage key cabinet - so easy when you have a set of keys for the garage!

The mechanic in question -after a couple of hours at work the following day - has went into hiding - after confessing to have helped himself to my car - after work - achieving 130mph but then run out of road.

The police took 1 week to fingerprint the vehicle beforew allowing it to be moved - it was dumped approx 200m away from the garage. Never really appreciated how much my tax contributions went towards making such an efficent police force - NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

The mechanic in question seems to have dissapeared !!!

The front wheel has impacted heavily with a kerb - I will post a pic - it is in the boot which I could not open at the time.

The wheel was pushed in at the bottom - with the steering straight - the wheel is at around 45 degrees top to bottom - rather than vertical - it was also pushed back into the wing / inner wing - hence the other visual damage.

My guess at the damage is - for starters :-
Front alloy (8inch) and tyre
Rear alloy (9inch)
Wing and painting
Side skirt
Repair inner wing
New front struts, bottom arms etc - cannot just change 1 strut !
Steering rack ?
Sit her on a jig to see if straight
New lock clyinder / or complete new set
Repairs to boot lid around lock
Reinstate rear arm rest
New instrument cluster
New wiring loom @ steering column - no jointing the old one please !
Steering column shroud
Check for damage to rear axle - do not know what sort of impact that took
And I dare say the list will grow.

Anybody like to hazard a guess at the costing for the above ?

The garage owner thinks that his insurance company will sort it - think not - we all know what insurance companies value these cars at - I cannot see a 1990 model being repaired here.

I will keep you lot posted on any further movements - might be some rich pickings for some M5's needing spares shortly.

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Old 20th July 2004, 23:29   #2
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Re: worse than it looks

I was reading through your post there, having a little chuckle to myself at the same time feeling sorry for the owner, and then discovered I was reading about an M5 and then that it was yours.

Very sorry man, hope the little pr#ck gets what he deserves...

I've sent you a PM

Keep us posted...
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Old 20th July 2004, 23:42   #3
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Re: worse than it looks

Jail. At least sufficient criminal record to prevent his working as a mechanic again.

In fact, he should be hanged.

Sorry to hear your bad news, mate.

On the basis that we can provide evidence of the car's real worth, they should pay to repair it. Naturally someone you trust - Munich Legends? BMW Dealer?

I presume the garage have already provided a courtesy car for the sheer inconvenience of yours being unavailable?

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Old 20th July 2004, 23:59   #4
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Re: worse than it looks

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines in "Pulp Fiction", a conversatrion between John Travolta and Eric Stoltz:

--"Itīs an unspoken rule, you do not mess with another manīs car"
--"No judge no jury, straight to execution"
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Old 21st July 2004, 00:18   #5
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Re: worse than it looks

That is bad. Is this a garage you've used before? Are you going to name and shame them so we know where to avoid?
I just hope you get it sorted and the oily rag gets an all expenses paid stay at Her Majesty's bed and breakfast.
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Old 21st July 2004, 00:24   #6
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Re: worse than it looks

Durt, I've jotted out a quick list of the parts needed from your list.

This is obviously parts only, doesn't include:

Painting the front wing
Fitting any bits
Repairing the rear seat/armrest

It does include:
Wing
Sideskirt panel
Replacement front-centre loom,
Steering and suspension components
Anti-roll bar drop link
Steering column lower trim
boot lock, o-ring, bolt

(Don't think I've missed anything)

There's a part to replace the instrument panel case and perspex window - provided the gauges aren't damaged.

Hope this helps - but it's still a conservative estimate.


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Old 21st July 2004, 00:27   #7
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Re: worse than it looks

That is hideous...and I hope it works out for you ......this days I try not to let me car out of my sight....I thought I was over protective.

I don't know how but if I can help please ask.
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Re: worse than it looks

Jesus Christ! Have you seen the price of those skirt panels?! Ģ179 +Vat ea!
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Old 21st July 2004, 03:05   #9
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Re: worse than it looks

What a **** up, deepest sympathy and eternity on a pain amplifier for the &&&& that did the damage.

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That SOB. Reminds me of a local story here. I 'll make it short. I used to have a 911 and had a local shop service it before I was in the know. Anyway I had the car in and when it came back it was missing a piece of the CAI. I complained but the guy was a prick so I just let it go and found another shop. Found out later the these guys were joyriding in this guys 930 blasting up PCH past the owner who happened to be walking to the store! Then I heard the shop owner got into a argument w/ a customer over a bill and KILLED the customer and stuffed him in a dumpster! Dude got convicted of murder1 and is in jail. I was thinking **** good thing I didn't argue too much over that CAI.
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