Two men are driving through West Virginia when they get pulled over.
The cop walks up and taps the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in West Virginia son. When we pull you over, you better have your license and registration ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry sir, I'm not from around here."
The cop runs his license and he's clean.
He gives the driver his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps the window.
The passenger rolls his window down and WHACK!, the cop smacks him upside the head with the nightstick.
"What the hell was THAT for?!?!?" the passenger demands.
The cop says, "Just making your wish come true, son."
"Making my wish come true?" replies the passenger.
The cop says, "Cuz I know two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy 'I wish that ******* would've tried that **** with me!"
