Heh heh....
Reminds me of the time my RA in college tried to make a fake ID on his computer. The thing couldn't fool a blindman. I swear that he made it on Microsoft Powerpoint, printed it on a $99 El-Cheapo inkjet, and then used a copy machine to reduce it in size. Then it looked like it was "laminated" with Saran Wrap and sealed with a hair dryer.
I always joked about it by asking him if his birthday was February 31.
