I love it. Particularly this, from the bottom of Page 5:
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Compared with the wild rides at the front of the pack, this year's official One Lap entry by the beloved car magazine you are now reading may seem a bit tame, but it was enough to give your faithful correspondent and teammates Jim McCraw and John Ursone the coveted Luxury Sedan class trophy, something we've been pursuing for three seasons. And as much as we'd like to suggest this achievement was the result of steely-eyed cool and scalpel-sharp skills, we have to admit the car probably had something to do with it. It was a BMW M5, which doesn't rhyme with "Wow!" but should.
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