I wanted to post here that "I've seen the light"! Thank you lord!!
But of course, darkness seemingly prevails at this point.
Let me just say that in these cases, history provides truly pertinent advice..
Curly: Moe, Larry, help -- I can't see!
Moe: Take it easy kid, what's the problem?
Curly: I've got my eyes closed!
SLAP!!!!